If I was to marry

If for some strange reason I ever decided to settle down with one person and get married I'd want him to be exactly like Rob from "High Fidelity." I seriously mean exactly like Rob. I want him to have elitist views on life. I want him to have a record collection that he arranges according to events in his life. I want him to have a record collection. I want him to make top five lists for nearly everything. I want him to break the fourth wall. I guess I could live without the whole cheating on me, borrowing four grand, and getting me pregnant. But I wouldn't be opposed to him looking like John Cusack.